"Throw Da Bums Out!"

As we used to say at YANKEE STADIUM... Oh yeah the Republicans lost, but I'm really referring to today's story that BRITNEY SPEARS has finally rid herself of that albatross of a second husband; KEVIN FEDERLINE! How cool is it that "BRIT & WHIT" (WHITNEY HOUSTON) have realized that all their troubles stemmed from a "weight problem"? Specifically the 160 lb.sponges that were sharing their beds & spending their cash! I'd thought we'd lost these girls forever! Welcome Back Ladies!

"Cha-cha-changes" The pics above show TheGayGardener's latest "re-do"
A plain boring terrace (second pic) in a lovely condo in the chic section of Santa Monica called Ocean Park. A whole new "room" & a lifetime of memories for less than $1,000! Can you beat that??

COURTNEY LOVE admitted to JAY LENO tonight that she "blew" $20 MILLION DOLLARS! Not on drugs whcih Court says are "relatively cheap" but on the various assistants & hangers-on who deliberately defrauded her & she was too fuc*** up to notice or care!

The most chic accessory today was those cute little "I VOTED" stickers they give you after you vote at the polls!