IN & OUT

Forgive me Lord! But I cannot get enough of the TED HAGGARD story & neither can "the blogs on the internets on the google about the gays!!" The best take on the story is actually an hysterical SONG by the Tony-nominated writer/performer, PAUL HIPP. The little ditty is called...."METH & MAN ASS"
Here are the lyrics and a link below to listen to it! Yagotta!

"METH & MAN ASS"

I BEEN PREACHIFYING MORALIZING EVERY DAY
TRYING TO GET ALL LOST SOULS TO COME MY WAY
CAUSE I KNOW WHAT YOU SINNERS LACK
AND I KNOW WHAT YOU NEED
A BACK RUB FROM A MUSCLE MAN AND GODSPEED

(CHORUS)

GIVE ME METH AND MAN ASS ON A SUNDAY MORNING
METH AND MAN ASS SURE AS I AM BORN AGAIN
METH AND MAN ASS I DON'T NEED NOTHING MORE
JUST METH AND MAN ASS AND WE'LL PRAISE THE LORD

(CHORUS)

THIS TRAIN DON'T TAKE NO SINNERS
NO MURDERERS, NO THEIVES, NO GAYS
YOU ASK ME WHAT KEEPS THIS TRAIN RUNNING SMOOTH
WELL, I'LL BOW MY HEAD AND SOFTLY SAY

(CHORUS)

IF A MAN LAYS WITH A MAN AS WITH A WOMAN
THE BIBLE SAYS SO SHALL HE BE KILLED
IF A MAN SNORTS A GRAM WITH A MALE PROSTITUTE
SOMEONE'S COLLECTION BASKET'S GETTING FILLED

(CHORUS)

I'M LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO TURN THE OTHER CHEEK
I'LL GO ON LARRY KING AND TELL HIM "LARRY, I WAS WEAK"
DELIVER ME FROM EVIL AND DELIVER ME FROM GREED
DELIVER ME A HOT STUD AND A COUPLE GRAMS OF SPEED

(CHORUS)Copyright Paul Hipp 2006

Please visit Paul's Myspace page, or e-mail him at decider.koo.koo.ka.choo@gmail.com.

METH & MAN ASS

So now that DOOGIE HOWSER, M.D.(NEIL PATRICK HARRIS)has come out of the closet (DUH!) CBS News has published a list of Openly Gay CELEBRITIES. Ellen & Rosie of course...ELTON JOHN, LANCE BASS all the usual suspects. But I do think its a sad commentary when former N.J. Governor, JIM "MCCREEPY" and that gross naked guy & now convicted Tax felon, RICHARD HATCH are consider "celebrities" Here's the whole not-so-noteworthy list:

OPENLY GAY CELEBRITIES

Yea! The original GHOST WHISPERER, PATRICIA ARQUETTE will return to TV in her EMMY AWARD winning series MEDIUM next Wednesday, Nov. 15th @ 10:00 I love this show & have wondered what the hell NBC was doing with it So now its back with a vegence in a 2 Hour Premier on 11/15.

VOTE!! EARLY & VOTE OFTEN!!