Ben Stein Is An Idiot!

The only reason many of you would even know this stooge is because he had "an under 5 role"
(less than five lines) in FERRIS BUELER'S DAY OFF. You may remember his intoning:"Bueler?Bueler? Bueler?" as his teacher character took attendance. He also had a little watched cable show called "WIN BEN STEIN'S MONEY" which is only noteworthy for giving the world JIMMY KIMMEL. Allegedly, Stein is a writer for something called The American Spectator (??)
Anyway this is Mr Stein's take on the Foley scandal:
"We have a Republican man in Congress who sent e-mails to teenage boys asking them what they were wearing, and an entire party, the Democrats, whose primary constituency, besides the teachers' unions, is homosexual men and lesbian women. I hope it won't come as a surprise to anyone that a big part of male homosexual behavior is interest in young boys." huh???

Speaking of idiots the new star of ABC's THE BATCHELOR, Lorenzo Borghese is being heralded as a genuine Italian Prince & the show is shooting in Rome. Only problem is this guy has basically never left his home town of SHORT HILLS, NJ, has never been to Italy before & only speaks enough Italian to order a pizza. But he has parlayed his family's skin care products fortune into a line of DOG GROOMING COSMETICS! This is just too easy...you fill in the jokes!