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Friday, September 29, 2006

"Do I Make You A Little Horny?"


So reads the brillianly worded email of 52 yr old Rep. MARK FOLEY, Republican Congressman from Florida to an unidentified 16 yr. old former male page! Foley was forced to resign today when this & other sexually explicit emails where discovered by ABC news. The Best part is that the "Closet-Case-Congressman" was Co-chair of the Missing & Exploited Children's Caucus! You cannot make this stuff up!

Speaking of Closet-cases, Former New Jersey Governor, Jim "McCreepy" stood up
DAVID LETTERMAN last night! After agreeing to read the Top 10 List, McCreepy failed to show & didn't even call I know he's new to the whole M2M dating thing but that's just rude!! Maybe he had second thoughts after he saw a copy of what Letterman wanted him to read...he should have done it, it's hysterical!

Top Ten Chapter Titles In Jim McGreevey’s Book.”The Confession” (“Late Show,” CBS, 9/28).



10) “The Day I Got Caught Governing Myself.”

9) “How To Pretend To Like Girls For 47 Years.”

8) “From Schwarzenegger to Pataki: Governors I’d Like to Oil Up.”

7) “Another Confession – I Can’t Resist Entenmann’s Pound Cake.”

6) “At First I Just Thought I Was Bipartisan.”

5) “The New Jersey Budget Crisis – What Would Judy Garland Do?”

4) “A Look At The Governor’s Balls.”

3) “Politicians Who Left A Bad Taste In My Mouth.”

2) “How To Push Through A Bill – Or A Steve Or A Larry...”

1) “Why I Don’t Like Bush.”

Poor shy LINDSAY LOHAN! Desperate to quell rumours that she & BF HARRY MORTON have called it quits, booked a table for lunch at an out-of-the-way little cafe called THE IVY (!!!!!) And, can you believe the place was swarming with papparazzi who just happened to get a shot or two of the duo!

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Industry Etiquette
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Resources/Credit Bureaus
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Forms
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Collecting Post-Judgment Interest/Costs
Bankruptcy
Out of State Judgments
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