"You're a Smart Boy, figure it out"

Those are the immortal words of Boy Band guru, LOU PEARLMAN when asked by an aspiring singer what it would take for him to get in a band. Pearlman who created NSYNC & The Backstreet Boys sadly was wearing his open, white, terry cloth robe & tightie whities & spreading his legs when asked the question. VANITY FAIR’s BRYAN BURROUGH has these & other sordid details in a profile of the Pearlman perv who is now in custody for financial fraud & embezzlement. And there are many, grossly quotable quotes! Yuck!


Screw you America! I am so upset by tonight’s latest DANCING WITH THE STARS. It came down to ALBERT REED & WAYNE NEWTON. Newton finished dead last in the judge’s votes last night.
And Christ! JENNY GARTH even fell. So how the hell did the ADORABLE ALBERT (above on the bike) end up in the dock with Wayne? And just how many Las Vegas Cocktail waitresses were voting to ensure that it was Wayne who was safe & Albert got sent home!!??? As I blogged last week, I was poised to not like the “model guy” But Albert was so self-deprecating, goofy & charming that you couldn’t help but love the guy! And his dancing wasn’t bad either! Certainly light years away from the geriatric Newton. This sucks!
Here’s a link to Albert’s website. I wasn’t able to send an email tonight but at least you can see some terrific photos of A.R. Damn!

ALBERT REED


And deep sympathy to JANE SEYMOUR on the death of her mother.
Jane didn’t compete tonight because she had to fly to England for the funeral.