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Thursday, October 25, 2007

"We Didn't Start The Fire"

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But some a**hole did! Most of the recent California wildfires were started by arsonists. Can you believe that? When they get these idiots, and they always do, I hope they hang them.

Remember JESSICA SEINFELD? Sure you do. She’s that sweet, New York Girl, who married theatrical royalty in a big $pla$hy wedding, then days later ran into JERRY SEINFELD at the gym (!!) and faster than you can say “residuals”, decided Jer was her true soulmate, divorced the first guy & married Jerry.
And now Mrs. S has written a book about how to get your kids to eat healthy. Big coverage on OPRAH & everything. Trouble is Jess’s book bears some remarkable similarities to another book previously submitted to the same publisher. Both books even have a recipe for grilled cheese with secret sweet potatoes. Jessica’s book is called “Deceptively Delicious” while the other tome is called, “The Sneaky Chef” by Missy Chase Lapine. I’m sure it’s just a coincidence!

Speaking of “Sugar Daddys” I guess I’m too old for one now. In truth, I’ve only really ever had a “SPLENDA DADDY” you know, close, but NOT the real thing…AND with that bitter aftertaste!
Oh yea, I get the presents & the bling but I always have to work so hard for it!

Thanks for writing to commiserate with me regarding my LACK of a nomination for Best Gossip Blog! Here are the three nominees:


Perez Hilton

Gofugyourself

Ohnotheydidn't


Perez…I get. I’ve spoken of his power here before. But these other two? Are they funnier? Better written? Younger? Cuter? Skinnier?
No don’t tell me, I don’t want to know!

Have your costume yet for Halloween? I was going to go as BINDI IRWIN but I’m too tall & I think she’s a tad 2006. I hear that LARRY CRAIG is going to be BIG this year. It’s basically a pair of wing tips with a “wide stance” in a cardboard box made to look like a men’s bathroom stall.

Halloween Decor for $1.99 a pound. Fill every clear container in your house (vases, vaahses, pyrex, votive holders etc.)with candy corn. Vary the container shapes & the candy levels & you have a pretty centerpiece or mantle decoration.

Bindi photo from the AP

4 Comments:

At 6:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Most of the Larry Craig Halloween costumes are stupid as hell; except for this one, which is pretty cool actually--I might wear it; how about you?
This Larry Craig ensemble will be worn at the staff parties on the Hill...it has class and is FUNNY too. See for yourself at:

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/doc/clt/459010971.html

The ladies and guys on Capital Hill will look absolutely chic in the Halloween "Larry Craig S.W.A.T. Tee-Shirt and optional cap. " Matched by jeans and clunky black shoes or better yet combat boots, people will surely notice you and get the hell out of your way. With a set of handcuffs attached to a thick black belt the look is mostly complete.

Also worth a peek is:
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/doc/clt/459032955.html

 
At 7:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Most of the Larry Craig Halloween costumes are stupid as hell; except for this one, which is pretty cool actually--I might wear it; how about you?
This Larry Craig ensemble will be worn at the staff parties on the Hill...it has class and is FUNNY too. See for yourself at:

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/doc/clt/459010971.html

The ladies and guys on Capital Hill will look absolutely chic in the Halloween "Larry Craig S.W.A.T. Tee-Shirt and optional cap. " Matched by jeans and clunky black shoes or better yet combat boots, people will surely notice you and get the hell out of your way. With a set of handcuffs attached to a thick black belt the look is mostly complete.

 
At 7:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What good did his lawyer and PR consultant do him? The Senator needed to change the punch line of the jokes from himself to the stupidity of a cop sitting on a crapper 8 hrs a day waiting to hear the sound of one foot tapping.
See
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/doc/clt/459032955.html

 
At 11:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ms. Lapine is very fortunate to have been plagiarized because now she'll make so much more money from the media exposure....that's the logic of many folks, who don't even know Ms. Lapine. Yeh, she'll even be more happy when her greedy lawyers start deposing the Seinfeld's entire HarperCollins book prep team in 3-4 weeks to see who leaked Ms. Lapine's manuscript. You see, Ms. Lapine didn't use an agent when she first presented her manuscript to HarperCollins so the book staff could possibly have just said, " Heh, look here, a free manuscript to steal. Nobody will ever know."

 

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