FOX TROT

I really do have to hand it to that HEATHER MILLS MCCARTNEY!
She’s proven herself quite the game girl & dancer on ABC’s DANCING WITH THE STARS. That back flip she did tonight was amazing! I know many cynics are watching the ratings block-buster, betting on whether or not her artificial leg will come off but dammit she’s good! Maybe the reports that Heather has finally settled with her estranged husband SIR PAUL, for something like $55 Million for 5 years work has given the girl some confidence. I have to say this show is addictive. I’m in love (in a gay kind of way) with LAILA ALI! The former professional boxer & daughter of legend, MOHAMMED ALI, is so damn sexy! And a fabulous dancer! Oh… and memo to BILLY RAY CYRUS, KEITH URBAN called! He wants his look back!

I’m reporting this in the hope that it’s still early enough to be stopped:

Michael Jackson is in discussions about creating a 50-foot robotic replica of himself to roam the Las Vegas desert, according to reports.
The pop legend is currently understood to be living in the city, as he considers making a comeback after 2004's turbulent child sex case.
It has now been claimed that his plans include an elaborate show in Vegas, which would feature the giant Jacko striding around the desert, firing laser beams.
If built, the metal monster would apparently be visible to aircraft as they come in to land in the casino capital.
It is the centerpiece of an elaborate Jackson-inspired show in Vegas, according to Andre Van Pier, the robot's designer.
Luckman Van Pier, his partner at the company behind the proposal, claims blueprints have been drawn up for the show and seen by the star.
"Michael's looked at the sketches and likes them," he told the New York Daily News.
On the subject of the robot, he continued: "It would be in the desert sands. Laser beams would shoot out of it so it would be the first thing people flying in would see."

One of my favorite things about DEFAMER is it's section called Hollywood Privacy Watch. Sort of a “Star Sightings” thing, where people write in where & when (usually in Los Angeles) they’ve seen celebrities. Two entries from this weeks’s HPW Edition:

3/25, 4 pm. Saw Jonathan Rhys-Myers in his black Audi [A6 or A8] making a left onto Genessee from Hollywood Blvd. Made eye contact when making his left turn; hypnotic stare { Since I LIVE on Genesee Avenue I can only assume JRM was on his way to see me! Jonathan! Stop Stalking Me!}

Saturday, 3/23 - Kirstie Alley spotted at the WeHo Target at the intersection of La Brea and Santa Monica. She was in the bedding section with some woman who appeared to her assistant. She looked so-so. {God! I Love This Town!}

“ANNE COULTER is the PARIS HILTON of POLITICS” – NEWSWEEK

“If BILL CLINTON were any more low-rent, He’d be a Spring Break Destination!” – DENNIS MILLER