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Happy 13th Birthday Sammy! We Made it! I Love you!

"She obviously forgot it's a two-step process...it's BINGE AND PURGE!"-The Unknown Starlet

Nearly all of the gardeners I've been privileged to know are a very decent lot.Usually kind & creative & understanding of human (& all) nature. There are exceptions of course. Today I was forwarded an email from a friend concerning the cancellation of a gardening consultation in Houston, Texas. It would seem that a landscape designer called "gardenguy" has no desire to work with us pansies:

From: Garden Guy Inc <>Date: October 18, 2006 9:08:36 AM CDTTo:Subject: Cancel Appt -Garden Guy
Dear XXXX,
I am appreciative of your time on the phone today and glad you contacted us. I need to tell you that we cannot meet with you because we choose not to work for homosexuals. Best of luck in finding someone else to fill your landscaping needs.
All my best,
Sabrina
Todd and Sabrina FarberOwners, Garden Guy, Inc.visit us at: http://www.garden-guy.com/
Member of the Association of Professional Landscape Designershttp://www.apld.com/
Creating beautiful landscaping for Houston homeowners since 1991!

Phone 281-208-4400Fax 1+801-365-9353email: sabrina@garden-guy.comemail: todd@garden-guy.com

This is NOT "What I Like About The South!" But as I always ask myself, W.W.L.D.??(What Would LIBERACE do??) Speaking of whom, did you know that NICHOLAS CAGE is set to play "Lee" in a major motion picture???

I do feel for that poor SARA EVANS. Having to drop out of DANCING WITH THE STARS to take care of personal family matters. But you have to admit that God must have a sense of humour. Before the competition even began, her good friend &amp;amp; supporter; disgraced former House Majority Leader, TOM DELAY, began a letter writing campaign on Sara's behalf:"Sara Evans has been a strong supporter of the Republican Party and represents good American values in the media … we have always been able to count on Sara for her support of the things we all believe in. Let's show Sara that same support," writes DeLay.DeLay also sizes up the competition. "One of her opponents on the show is ultra liberal talk show host Jerry Springer. We need to send a message to Hollywood and the media that smut has no place on television by supporting good people like Sara Evans," adds DeLay

"Good American Values" indeed:

According to the document filed in chancery court, Schelske (Evans' husband) allegedly has on his computer at least 100 photographs of himself posing in an aroused state. There are several photographs of him having sex with other women, the filings stated.
“On his computers, husband maintains ‘Craigs Lists.’ Many of them involve requests for three party sex and anal sex. Husband’s ‘Craigs Lists’ are composed of personal ads on his personal sex engine involving him and prospective sex partners,” the documents stated.The court document included an exhibit of nine recent “Craigs Lists’’ items stored in the temporary files of his computers.
Craigslist is an online ad service.
On Sept. 28, one of the children confronted Schelske, 43, at the couple’s Franklin home when he was watching pornography on TV, the filing stated. The couple’s children are 2, 3 and 7 years old.

Sara's big hit record was called: "Suds in A Bucket!"
Thank You, Jesus!