Thank You Brangelina!

"Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able," -Brad Pitt
A Thank You Note to Brad & Angelina:
Thank you so much for your support of Gay Marriage!! I know that you have taken a page from CHARLIZE & STUART & I really appreciate your willingness to postpone your own personal happiness in order to stand in solidarity with people like me, who wish to be afforded the right to marry those we love & to enjoy all of the legal benefits that go along with those rights! But having said that, I plead with you both to go forward with your vows! Brad! I beg you to marry the mother of your children! The Neocons & the far right & the Republican party will only use you, the way they have used the gay community & the issue of the right to marry as a subertufuge & a distraction from their incompetence in governing & their failed policies (particularly the botched war on terror!) We need more married couples with children, more conventionally normal people who follow the rules & pay the taxes to stand wih us! As long as you subvert marriage & a more convential way of life you do us in the gay community, more of a diservice. They can then lump gay people with all those crazy Hollywood folks with their loose morals, group sex, or whatever perverted brush they choose to paint us with!
If any couple needed & deserved to be married its You & Angelina, Brad! Do NOT throw yourself under the bus for us!!
Thanks anyway!
Gratefully,
Charlie
TheGayGardener

Now that they have arrested PARIS HILTON on suspicion of DUI when will they bring charges against her for that album she released last month??? Justice may be blind but I guess she's deaf too!