Thou Shalt Not

KITTY KELLEY has a new target in sight! After doing her inimitable “gut & paste” jobs on The Royal Family in THE ROYALS, NANCY REAGAN and most famously; JACKIE KENNEDY in “JACKIE OH!” Miss Kelley has set her sights on…tad ah: OPRAH!!! If any one was ever more ready for “The Kelley Treatment” it’s the almighty OPRAH!

Have you seen these ubiquitous EARTHLINK commercials? They have this idiotic couple talking endlessly about “zipping” & “yapping” I believe they’re referring to text messaging & talking on a cell phone but are trying to be “hip” Have you ever heard of ANYONE zipping or yapping??? Nope!! Me neither!!

You want the measure of fame?? Can anybody name the actual winner of the AMERICAN IDOL contest the year that JENNIFER HUDSON came in 6th runner up? I can’t. Imagine him/her watching as the person who lost to them grabs a GOLDEN GLOBE and likely (we’ll know on Tuesday) an OSCAR!!!

An interesting film opened The Sundance Film Festival on Sunday
BECAUSE THE BIBLE TELLS ME SO. The film shows how the Bible’s verses have been used to justify, over centuries various forms of discrimination & how today’s religious conservatives use The Good Book to back anti-gay rhetoric.

For the Bible also tells them . . .
* And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, . . . the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death (Leviticus 20:10).

* For every one that curseth his father or his mother shall be surely put to death (Leviticus 20:9).
* Moreover ye shall eat no manner of blood, whether it be of fowl or of beast, in any of your dwellings. Whatsoever soul it be that eateth any manner of blood, even that soul shall be cut off from his people (Leviticus 11:26-27).

* Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you (Leviticus 11:12).

No! Hell is not reserved for gay people expressing their love! It’s reserved for those soul-less idiots who are cruel to animals!! Here’s a link to a lovely story about some loving folks in Florida who buried their dog alive! I said it at the last election but I really do wish Florida would secede from the union! That way the new city-state could claim PALM BEACH Resident, DONALD TRUMP as their own!

Dog Buried Alive


Why D.C Will never be confused with Hollywood:

Dick Gephardt taking advantage of D.C. Restaurant Week Thursday with his wife and a pal at Indique in Cleveland Park. We heard the former House minority leader's crew split a bottle of sauvignon blanc during their two-hour, three-course meal.
 Korin Miller The WASHINGTON POST

Imagine!! One bottle of sauvignon blanc split 3 ways!! The hi-jinks that must have ensued after that dinner!