Revenge of The "Glib"!

That clinking sound you hear is the tipping of champagne glasses as Brooke Shields, Pat Kingsley & Matt Lauer toast the news announced today that Paramount is NOT renewing its contract with TOM CRUISE.
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Viacom Inc.'s Paramount Pictures unit is ending its 14-year relationship with Tom Cruise's film production company because of the actor's offscreen behavior, the company's chairman said in an interview with the Wall Street Journal. Sumner Redstone, Viacom chairman, said the behavior of the star of the "Mission: Impossible" series and "Top Gun" was unacceptable to the company, according to the Wall Street Journal story e-mailed to reporters. Cruise, one of Hollywood's biggest stars, has been known more recently for his antics on U.S. television talk shows, including jumping up and down on Oprah Winfrey's couch to declare his love for Katie Holmes and criticizing the use of antidepressant drugs. "As much as we like him personally, we thought it was wrong to renew his deal," Redstone was quoted as saying in the Wall Street Journal. "His recent conduct has not been acceptable to Paramount
As someone who DOES "know the history of psychiatry" (& have the bills to prove it!) I cannot help but smile, well, OK smirk! Speaking of RISKY BUSINESS I hear that E! Entertainment is behaving less than generously to it's one & only gossip star, Ted Casablanca! Seems Ted, who FAR & AWAY has the most titilating yet truthful dish, has finally manged to piss off the wrong person with his "Blind" items starring one ubiquitous, diminutive, "Personality" This "Clairol Midget" has already held E! hostage until it rid itself of its last bright star, the hilarious KATHY GRIFFIN who went on to greater success & an EMMY Nomination this year. So E! if the choice is Ted vs. ANYONE else...pick Ted! And if anyone from BRAVO is listening (though they've yet to respond to my queries)instead of trolling the "Rogue's Gallery of Political Closet Cases", or scanning around your Executive dining room looking for talent on your new "Can We Dish?" Show, Snap Ted up! Or better yet ME & Ted!