"...And I'm Telling you, I'm Not Going..." ***

(Even if I were really invited!) I swear to God, Paris Hilton is like one of those "gopher-in-a-hole" games at a carnival. You wack it on the head with a mallet and it just pops back up in another hole!

*** Lyrics from the up-coming sure-to-be-a-smash Paramount Pictures'DREAMGIRLS Opening December 2006...Starring Beyonce' & AMERICAN IDOLS' Jennifer Hudson (about whom there is already "OSCAR" buzz!) I can't wait!