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Monday, June 11, 2007

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Hmmm… PAGE SIX has gleaned some juicy items from an upcoming book by celebrity biographer, C. David Heyman. The book about John F.Kennedy Jr. is called AMERICAN LEGACY & it reveals some interesting tidbits:

Madonna & John never “did the deed” because the one time they were that-close; John didn’t have any protection.

Johnny liked the trannies!....... and made out with HOLLY WOODLAWN

The most salacious of all was John’s alleged confession of bisexuality! Kennedy allegedly confessed to more than one fling with a guy!! Damn!

I met him once in New York. 1988 maybe. I was working in a restaurant near Broadway. He was working for the Manhattan D.A. having recently successfully passed the N.Y. Bar Exam after multiple attempts. The place was staffed entirely by “chorus boys” like me. He walked in with a couple buddies. The place came to a stand-still. All the waiters were begging the maitre’d to seat him in their section. Not me! I was so intimidated by & enamored of him, I could not even look his way. I hid in the bar area. Sure enough, he comes over to the bar & asks the bartender to break a twenty. And he walked toward me. “Can I ask you something?”he says. “OhGod!Please don’t let him be talking to me!”I think.“Sure! I say out loud.
What’s with the music?” he asks. “Sorry?” I say. “Can you play something else?” he asks. OK, Now I’m annoyed! Yea. Alright! He is drop dead gorgeous, built, masculine, handsome, smart, well dressed; his freaking mother is JACKIE O! He’s J.F.K. JR.!!! But as I go on to explain to my new friend, John: “Ummm, yea well, It’s CHER!!!!It’s HEART OF STONE! It’s the number one album in the country & you’re in a restaurant in The Theatre District!!! Helloo??? {But please still make out with me or let me play touch football with you in Central Park with your shirt off & then let’s meet your Mother for lunch at Lutece!!!!!!} Small smirk (grin?) from John-John who as he walks away says with a shrug, “Well it’s your restaurant!” Yea, that went well! So bi? Maybe. But anyone who doesn’t like CHER is definitely NOT Gay!!

Wonder why things are so messed up in Iraq & other places? Here’s another reason. The geniuses in the Defense Department have attempted to invent a “gay bomb” that when launched, would make the enemy “TURN GAY” & prefer to have sex with their fellow soldiers rather than shoot !! I wish to high heaven I was making this up, but alas, it’s true. Hank Plante Reporting:

(CBS 5) BERKELEY A Berkeley watchdog organization that tracks military spending said it uncovered a strange U.S. military proposal to create a hormone bomb that could purportedly turn enemy soldiers into homosexuals and make them more interested in sex than fighting.

Pentagon officials on Friday confirmed to CBS 5 that military leaders had considered, and then subsequently rejected, building the so-called "Gay Bomb."
Edward Hammond, of Berkeley's Sunshine Project, had used the Freedom of Information Act to obtain a copy of the proposal from the Air Force's Wright Laboratory in Dayton, Ohio.

As part of a military effort to develop non-lethal weapons, the proposal suggested, "One distasteful but completely non-lethal example would be strong aphrodisiacs, especially if the chemical also caused homosexual behavior."

The documents show the Air Force lab asked for $7.5 million to develop such a chemical weapon.

"The Ohio Air Force lab proposed that a bomb be developed that contained a chemical that would cause enemy soldiers to become gay, and to have their units break down because all their soldiers became irresistibly attractive to one another," Hammond said after reviewing the documents.

"The notion was that a chemical that would probably be pleasant in the human body in low quantities could be identified, and by virtue of either breathing or having their skin exposed to this chemical, the notion was that soldiers would become gay," explained Hammond.

The Pentagon told CBS 5 that the proposal was made by the Air Force in 1994.

"The Department of Defense is committed to identifying, researching and developing non-lethal weapons that will support our men and women in uniform," said a DOD spokesperson, who indicated that the "gay bomb" idea was quickly dismissed.

However, Hammond said the government records he obtained suggest the military gave the plan much stronger consideration than it has acknowledged.

"The truth of the matter is it would have never come to my attention if it was dismissed at the time it was proposed," he said. "In fact, the Pentagon has used it repeatedly and subsequently in an effort to promote non-lethal weapons, and in fact they submitted it to the highest scientific review body in the country for them to consider."

Military officials insisted Friday to CBS 5 that they are not currently working on any such idea and that the past plan was abandoned.

Gay community leaders in California said Friday that they found the notion of a "gay bomb" both offensive and almost laughable at the same time.

"Throughout history we have had so many brave men and women who are gay and lesbian serving the military with distinction," said Geoff Kors of Equality California. "So, it's just offensive that they think by turning people gay that the other military would be incapable of doing their job. And it’s absurd because there's so much medical data that shows that sexual orientation is immutable and cannot be changed."

Actually General, there is a chemical that can be “pleasant in the body in low quantities” & cause people to be “irrestibly attractive to one another”…it’s called VODKA!!!!

No wonder these idiots think “Don’t ask, don’t tell” is a good idea!


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